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Football & The Animal



                                                                                           By Dr. Janet Batker-
                                               Kingdom                                     Lillington Veterinary
                                                                                           Hospital & Boarding






































           Hello animal lovers, it’s football season again, and time to  in their division. Tell me who could bet against the Saints
           root for your favorite teams. I was musing about football, a  as they breeze through? I do hope I get to eat my words on
           sport that used to hold little interest for me-despite the fact  that.
           that I am a Nittany Lion and a member of the Wolfpack
           nation by virtue of education, a Jaguar in high school and  What if the Saints play the Patriots? Who is going to come
           now a rabid (see what I did there) Carolina Panther fan. It’s  out on top? I’m not sure if the Buffalo Bills are matched
           really amazing how many teams are named after animals,  against the Jaguars this year but the buffalo and the Jaguars
           primarily predators. So, can we predict the outcome of the  have been hunted almost to extinction, which makes that
           contests based on names or on the food chain? I’m not sure,  another fascinating match, depending on how many hungry
           but it is an interesting game.                       Jaguars show up-or maybe where the contest takes place.
                                                                It is cold in Buffalo. There may be a mixed metaphor here,
           A little recent history-the Rams played the Patriots in the  a Bill is actually named for William Cody, who hunted the
           Super Bowl and lost to the Patriots-I guess there’s no sheep  buffalo.  The Buffalo team  was once named the Bisons,
           big enough to take down a Patriot and it sounds downright  perhaps they should have stuck with that! I hope the play-
           un-American to root against the Patriots. How about the  offs don’t end up without any animals involved, with the
           Eagles versus the Patriots? The Eagles took them down in  Steelers against the Vikings. Maybe this is the year of the
           a high scoring battle. Our nation’s symbol clearly trumped  Bengals and the Lions. Someone in the Animal Kingdom
           the men of the American Revolution, perhaps because ea- must keep statistics on this. Enjoy comparing the matchups
           gles have made a tremendous comeback more than once!  based on names and have fun watching football; it’s a phys-
           When the Broncos played the Panthers a few years ago ei- ical sport but clearly there is a lot of finesse and thought
           ther those Panthers weren’t big enough or there were too  that  goes into  game  planning. And for anyone  whoever
           many Broncos defending the herd. The Saints are going  yelled at a player “I could do that”, try playing with your
           up against the Panthers, the Falcons and the Buccaneers  family on the holidays.
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